yankeeblue:

tahthetrickster:

tahthetrickster:

it’s december 1 where’s the christmas tail kitten bring him to me

i have to do EVERYTHING around here

panncham:

time to waste the last month of 2013 on the internet

wifemoji:

wifemoji:

white ppl with small dogs will go places u never thought possible

ALT

this was about a dog i saw inside mcdonalds but ur right . ur so right.

transmutationisms:

me after sleeping ljke shit for the 10,497th day in a row: this is good actually because now i’ll be really tired when i go to bed tonight

wileycap:

ok I’m sure this has been said but Sokka striding into a fucking Fire Nation school as Wang Fire is incredible & has swagger, considering that the origin for Wang is “King” in Old Chinese. I know most of this website is usamerican, so, I’ll try to put this in a slightly lopsided, mostly vibes-based, and thoroughly unserious analogy:

The year is 1968, the height of the Vietnam War. A young Vietnamese dude and his sister walk into a conservative Christian school in Texas, United States to meet the principal. Not even batting an eyelash, the guy goes “Howdy, my name’s President America, this is my wife Miss America, and we’re here about our son, Jimmy.”

(Later, it turns out that Jimmy is Jesus, and he threw a hippie party in a cave for the school kids. He was enrolled for two days.)

guerrillatech:

shawcl:

yuriartillery:

i straight up do not respect your media opinions if you can’t let harry potter go

teaboot:

one-time-i-dreamt:

Catholics were boycotting tumblr, so the CEO tried to appease them by declaring the first Tuesday of every month Official Jesus Tuesday. During that day, the dashboard layout temporarily changed so all the posts were surrounded by pictures of muscular naked Jesus.

And with your help we can make this possible

dykeferatu:

they were so right when they named it this